Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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