Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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