Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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