at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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