does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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