Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
