I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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