1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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