Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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