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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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