If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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