What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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