And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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