i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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