I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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