with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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