im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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