what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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