just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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