If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
