I should be sponsored by Trojan
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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