kristin has been a bad kristin
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This is my gift to your gina
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
