Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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