Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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