sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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