I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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