Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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