I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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