? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Jerry, you need to find god
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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