Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
