We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize