i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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