I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
