So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We are two peas in an std pod
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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