yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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