Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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its like you know when i get waxed
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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