Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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