erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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