She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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