at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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