Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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