wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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