Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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