mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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