I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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