I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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