Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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