So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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