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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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