I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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