I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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