It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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