sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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