She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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